BARRIER HOP BURPEES

Posted by Tommy Mo On August - 15 - 2009

We love olympic lifting. We love developing our strength. We also love those opportunities to showcase our conditioning during randomly programmed METCON's. Running, Pull-ups, Squats, Double Unders and yes, even Burpees. But not just your normal regular "run-of-the-mill" burpees, we're talking "Barrier Hop Burpees" which include parallets. Why be predicatable anyway? It's boring. It's uneventful. It's so un-gang-like. After 6 minutes of high-intensity barrier hop burpees, we all caught our breath and took a moment for a post-METCON pose. It's a box norm for us. Get used to it.

The Gang

BEAST STRENGTH!

Posted by Tommy Mo On August - 19 - 2009

To be clear: There is nothing like loading up the bar with a shit-ton of weight and then lifting it off the ground all the way over your head. N-O-T-H-I-N-G! It's a rush. It takes hard work. It takes concentration. It takes well executed technique. Most of all, it takes HEART. Every day we get up before most of the free-world for the opportunity to develop our technique and strength. We coach one another. We grunt. We leave sweat puddles behind. But most of all, we work our asses off to set new PR's. To call us strong is a borderline insult. We prefer you call us all Beasts. Why? Because we deserve it!

Beast-Like Strength

SUPER DAVE = SUPER BUTTERFLY

Posted by Tommy Mo On August - 19 - 2009

Sometimes "pretty technique" is both more efficient and fun to watch. Notice I said sometimes and not all of the times. Olympic lifting is kinda pretty. Kettle Bell swings are not pretty. Now, Butterfly Pull-ups? Yeah, those are pretty. Come on now, how can you not agree? When executed properly they are both pretty and extremely efficient. Like anything else, all it takes is some good 'ol fashioned ball-busting practice. Execute these well and you're assured of a faster "Fran" time. But, don't get me started on that evil bitch. For now, we'll relish on the beauty of the Butterfly.

Butterfly Pull-ups

LOYAL FRIEND: "SWEAT ANGEL"

Posted by Tommy Mo On August - 22 - 2009

Isn't it nice to always have an "angel on your shoulder?" Let's be serious here for a moment. To feel as if you have an angel watching over you is a good thing. It's healthy. It's a positive sense of security. It's spiritual. It's inspiring. Sound familiar? It's another way the gang defines CrossFit. No wonder why we all openly welcome our Sweat Angel to the box every day. She's a positive byproduct of who we are, what we love, and how hard we work. Go ahead, give her a hug. It's okay. If you're lucky, she might even hug you back.....after you call "TIME!" of course.

Sweat Angel

PALEO GREATNESS!

Posted by Tommy Mo On August - 19 - 2009

Grains? You're outta here. Sugar? Sugar feeds cancer! Dairy? Don't even get us started, 86 that garbage too. Meat? Yum! Nothing less than one pound please. Eggs? Oh yeah! Whip me up a dozen will ya? Avocado? Oils? Bacon? Nuts? Seeds? Yes! Yes! YES! Hell YES! Keep it coming! Anything that falls into the paleo diet, we'll eat it up and by the truck load. Anything from the FDA derived recommended daily allowances food pyramid that falls outside of being "paleo approved" and we'll run that same truck right over it. Now pardon all of us while we knaw on the bone. Someone's gotta support the cavemen. It can't be just GEICO. That's just not patriotic.

Paleo Greatness

COMPETITION. RESULTS. RESPECT.

Posted by Tommy Mo On August - 23 - 2009

Know what one of the of the most admired fixtures in our box is? No, it's not the bumpers. Certainly not the rowers. Dare we say it's not even the beloved pull-up bar. It's the whiteboard. Without question, it is the most coveted fixture in our box. We grimace in front of it. We smile in front of it. We sweat, scream and shout in front of it. We even celebrate in front of it. But all of us gang members respect the hell out of it. It is loved. It is feared. It draws all sorts of sound and facial reactions. But, at the end of every WOD, be it great, good, or bad results, we give it the love and respect it deserves and we write on it.

Paleo Greatness

Goal: 100 Thrusters!

Posted by The Graveyard Gang On 6:35 AM

A CrossFit athlete's achilles heel can sometimes be the weather. Ol' Mother Nature can sure put a damper on an athlete's performance when she really wants to. It's almost as if she sits waiting for the perfect moment and then with one crushing blow....BAM! Here comes the game changer. Rain. Heat. Humidity. You name it, she's got it! But, when she can't mess
with the athlete, she does the next best thing - she messes up the assigned WOD for the entire GYG. Today she did just that sending Coach Zach into "plan b" mode.

As the rain poured down, we continued to warm up with a series of skill exercises like pull-ups and sit-ups and then into 2 rounds of Burgener drills to continue to work on technique needed for cleans, snatches and dead lifts. Then the WOD was posted:

"Kalsu"
- Thrusters (60K, 132LBS)
- Burpees

* Thrusters on the minute for max of 20:00
* Burpees AMrAP

You could see the competitive spirit start to rise because of all of the evaluation happening around the WOD. Zach stated that the goal was to do 100 thrusters for this workout, which after we did the math, equated to going a full 14:00 without tapping out. "How do you win? Just tell me that. If this were a Games workout, how do you win?" Pete chimed in to which Zach responded "This wouldn't be a workout at the Games. It just wouldn't." For once, I kept my mouth shut and let everyone else do the talking. A rare moment, I know.

We decided that we would naturally keep track of the rounds we completed and then we'd all individually track our number of burpees completed. Genius at work at 6:00AM. With the door to the box wide open and the rain pouring down, the humidity in the box was outrageous. Sweat was pouring down from every GYG member, even Zach who stood there shouting out words of encouragement. Garth tapped out first at 3 rounds at 60K. Then Pete tapped out at 6 rounds also at 60K. Dave was the next to fall at 7 rounds at 40K and finally Tom at 8 rounds at 44.6K.

"I've become a fucking door opener for you guys. That's all I am to you now. Just a guy who opens the door so you can all workout." - Coach Zach

We finished 15 minutes ahead of schedule. So we took the opportunity to do some post-WOD stretching to work on increasing flexibility. Then the unthinkable happened: "Hey guys! Wanna' do the 'AB-RIPPER-X' workout from the P90X videos? C'mon Dave, let's do it." Garth said. We all sat down on the floor with Dave ready to count off the first exercise when Pete chimed in: "Wait! AB...RIPPER....X? Uhhh? What?" As we all sat down, and started the routine, Coach Zach shouted: "OH.MY.GOD! I've become a fucking door opener for you guys. That's all I am to you, just a guy who opens the fucking door so you can all workout." Grinning widely, the gang got up off of the floor and then went to work on the pull-up bar and began cranking out sets of knees to elbows.

Breathe deep, Zach. We were only kidding with you. Gotcha!

--> Gang Member of the Day: Coach Zach
The rain put a serious damper on the planned WOD so he immediately went to "plan b" and put together a tough WOD. Not to mention, him actually putting up with all of the over-analysis of the burpees and thrusters counting that took place. Finally, with us pulling the "AB-RIPPER-X" prank, I think he'd just about had enough. You're a good sport, Zach!

Nice work today, fellas. Thanks for the blast!

-tmo


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